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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:02
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Still no good
So they tried
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...